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How to party without being an animal

These are the five things that will drive your neighbours nuts – this is what you can do to avoid them.

Jimmy ThomsonContributor

Dec 21, 2023 – 5.00am

Every Christmas and New Year party season, we remind apartment residents about the steps you can take to have a great time without ruining everyone else’s “peaceful enjoyment” of their homes.

And every year we find life around apartments has evolved a little – in different ways and to varying extents. So it’s up to you or your tenants to think about what your idea of fun means to the Brady Bunch grid of neighbours above, below and to the sides of your units.

Use these festive tips to keep yourself, your family and your friends on the right side of the naughty ledger. Simon Letch

What’s different this year? Thanks to changes in laws and attitudes, there are probably more pets in apartments than ever. There may also be more restrictions on what is considered antisocial behaviour with, for instance, smoke drift from balconies being targeted by by-laws and tribunal claims.

Also, with COVID-19 a distant memory, Airbnb and similar short-term holiday letting (STHL) platforms will be ramping up again at this, their most lucrative time of year.

One of the problems with STHL guests is that they don’t know your by-laws and care even less. But for them – and for you – there is little in the way of instant justice in strata. There are no strata cops to came racing around to enforce the rules.

However, if your or your guests’ misbehaviour crosses the line, don’t assume your neighbours will file it under to “be forgot, for the sake of auld lang syne”. In strata, the possibility of payback is always just around the corner.

So here are a few festive tips to keep yourself, your family and your friends on the right side of the naughty ledger.

Smoking: Many strata schemes now have smoke drift by-laws which, apart from anything else, mean there may be dozens of eagle eyes watching for smouldering cigarette ends being flicked from balconies. Provide ashtrays and tell your friends to behave.

Pets: The increasingly liberal pet by-laws that have come through in the last year or two apply to residents’ pets, not guests’ fur babies. If you have hyper vigilant anti-pet residents in your block, ask your friends to leave their pooches at home.

Also, remember that your own pets may be alarmed by strangers and terrified of fireworks, so make sure they have a safe place to run to and hide when things kick off.

Barbecues: There are few culinary experiences better than a freshly grilled fish fillet on a taco; there are few food fails worse than coming home to find your apartment stinking from the smoke and smell of burnt prawns and cheap burgers from below.

Clean your barbie with a wire brush, soap and water before you fire it up. Burning off the fat from your last BBQ is a crime against cuisine and community.

Kids: Every apartment block – in fact, every apartment – has a different level of sound insulation in its flooring. So don’t let kids charge around like they would if they were in a house.

Also, if your building has a by-law that says kids can’t play in common areas unsupervised (or at all), assume it’s there for a good reason. If you think the rule is stupid, the time to challenge it is at your next annual general meeting, not Christmas Eve.

Parking: Most buildings have limited visitor parking; some even charge a fee for booking spaces on high usage evenings. Find out what the chances are of your party guests having trouble finding a car space and plan accordingly.

Also, be aware of road closures and public transport changes that might make it tricky for your guests to get home.

Finally, have a great festive season, be nice to your neighbours and good to yourself.

Flat Chat, Flat Chat Wrap.

Jimmy Thomson edits the strata living advice website flat-chat.com.au and hosts the Flat Chat Wrap podcast. Email Jimmy at mail@jimmythomson.com

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